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Whoever gave Brown Trout their name, I don’t know. I feel like they pretty much just….mailed it in. “It’s brown, it’s a trout. We’re done here.”

INT. – SKATING RINK – DAY Groggy, but coming back around, Gatsby slowly rises to his feet. The hockey net containing an unconscious Tom has been removed from the ice – as has Tom. The lights come up and Gatsby’s gaze is drawn overhead, as a to-scale Death Star descends ominously from the rafters. ItContinue reading “Gatsby on Ice: Act Two”

A Scene from Act One INT. – ICE SKATING RINK – DAY GATSBY and TOM circle each other with their fists up. Both are wearing ice skates and Velour sweaters. DAISY, who is quite distressed, watches from the blue line. All at once, Gatsby and Tom begin to grapple. Gatsby manages to pull Tom’s sweaterContinue reading “Gatsby on Ice”

This is one of those days where I feel like a porcupine in a sewing circle. It’s nothing bad, it’s just…that’s just how it is (and that sewing circle reference, that’s a Midwest joke, by the way. If you’re from Delaware, you’re not going to get it). It’s tough starting a blog from scratch, becauseContinue reading “One of Those Days”

I’ve started a website and I have no idea what I am doing. So I’m going to start typing stuff, just to see what happens. I invite you to join me on this quixotic journey.