How to be a Writer – Part Three

So you want to be a writer, eh? Alright. Okay. Fair enough. But you can’t first become a writer without first picking up some supplies. Here’s what you’re going to need:

• 1 table
• 1 chair
• 1 typewriter (Smith-Corona)
• 1 inkwell
• Black ink (two quarts)
• 6 pens (feather)
• 1 eraser
• Reams of paper (3 or 4)
• Typewriter ribbons (several)
• a Thesaurus
• 1 Garbage Can (Large)

You’ll also want to keep a bottle of cheap gin at the ready – at all times.

Once you have these things? You’re almost ready to write. Soon, the student will become the master!!