So you want to be a writer, eh? Alright. Okay. Fair enough. But you can’t first become a writer without first picking up some supplies. Here’s what you’re going to need:
- 1 table
- 1 chair
- 1 typewriter (Smith-Corona)
- 1 inkwell
- Black ink (two quarts)
- 6 pens (feather)
- 1 eraser
- Reams of paper (3 or 4)
- Typewriter ribbons (several)
- a Thesaurus
- 1 Garbage Can (Large)
You’ll also want to keep a bottle of cheap gin at the ready – at all times.
Once you have these things? You’re almost ready to write. Soon, the student will become the master!!