Nobody has ever asked me how to be a writer, which…is a pretty big hint if you stop to think about it (which I never do). So I woke up today and thought, “You know what? I’m going to tell America how to be a writer anyway – simply because.” Now, I don’t want to flood you with information. That’s the last thing I want. No, I’m going to dole out my wisdom in dribs and drabs. The first thing you need to know if you want to be a writer? Gravitas rhymes with rabbit toss.
Here endeth the lesson (for today).
