Being me is a lot of work. However, it has a few benefits. Namely, I tend to have a surplus of ideas. I’m going to tell you about one of those ideas – a sequel idea for the Indiana Jones franchise – in just a moment. However, before I do, I’m going to tell you the drawback to having ideas like this. The biggest drawback? What to do with these ideas?
I mean, as you’ll see, I couldn’t charge a nickel for this idea and I would feel guilty if I did. Additionally, no one will want it, and no one else will know what to do with it. It’s my idea and I’m…I’m stuck with it. Without any further ado, I’ll tell you what the idea is. Oh, and I should tell you that the idea came to me while I was watching Raiders of the Lost Ark over the weekend.
The title of that movie made me think of another possible Indy sequel: Breathers of the Lost Fart. If anything, it would be a short, I suppose. Basically, it would show Indy and a fellow adventurer accessing a hidden chamber. Upon entering said chamber, Indy would sniff the air with a look of disgust and say, “Do you smell that?! Oh my God!!”
Breathers of the Lost Fart.